Mounds bar, scorned

I'm down here!
In the bottom!
Gosh, I even have the bright, red packet!
Come on! I'm chocolate, even.
I'm good! I'm better than those crappy
Sour Skittles, and the wax
Bottle of "juice" you sucked down.

Sigh.

I mean, it's not exactly fruit. I mean,
It's more like... almonds. Yeah! Like
A nut! It even has the word nut in the
Name. And you LOVE cocoa.

Sigh.

Oh! Here he comes again. Take me!
Take me! Take m--
Oh. huh.
Took the granola bar.
Oh well.

At least I know his Dad'll eat me.